i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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