I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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