Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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