Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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