But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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