I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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