I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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