idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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