ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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