Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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