you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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