I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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