so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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