i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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