There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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