tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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