New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The dick lei will go down in squad history
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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