Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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