I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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