Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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