She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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