Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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