omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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