He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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