Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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