oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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