We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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