Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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