Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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