At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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