Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
4 words: hood of his car
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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