Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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