hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Farmville is her only friend.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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