So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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