Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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