Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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