Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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