yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I think I just sharted jello shots
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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