But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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