So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My penis needs a shock collar
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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