no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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