Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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