Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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