chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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