Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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