dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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