do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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