The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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