just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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