You work out of a Hotel?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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