If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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